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i have not necessarily been hiding, although never publically stated here on tumblr, that i am an age regressing middle and im only stating now 2 say any followers/mutuals of mine that’s got a problem with that is acrimoniously invited to kiss my ass and begone

Filed under to some this is probably a very very obvious thing but i also have like 2k followers so im bound to have ppl completely oblivious lol anyways making this post bc i wanna post some of my agere stuff!

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mousefag:

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[puppy tutorial]

this is an puppy. it likes to bark and woof. puupies will attempt to nap when they are sleepy tired. pupys need lotz of love and attention. make sure to love your ouppy atleast once every thirty seconds or else it may become lonely.

if your puuppy encounters a dust storm or dirt pile it will become dusty. shake the wii remote to dust off youre ouppy

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Anonymous asked:

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